Synopsis
Birdie’s a hoarder. The neighbours call her a harridan and a harpy, although most have never even met her. They see her hoard as a hazard for house prices. But it isn’t rubbish. It’s her life’s work and it exists because years ago something deeply cherished was stolen from her; Birdie’s not been able to give up anything since.
She’ll do anything to get this priceless thing back. Anything at all.
National treasure Su Pollard gives a one-woman tour-de-force performance in this razor-sharp and bittersweet dark drama from Fringe First award winner Philip Meeks (Kiss Me Honey, Honey!, Murder, Margaret and Me).
Age Recommendation: 12+ – Approx. running time: 1 hr 30 plus 20 minute interval
Tickets
£24 – £10
DISCOUNTS*
£18 16 – 26 yrs (with a free 16-26 Membership)
15% off for Members
£4 off for Groups 10+
*Discounts are subject to availability and may be removed at any time. Only valid on certain performances - terms and conditions apply.
Credits & Acknowledgments
Director Abigail Anderson
Designer Alex Marker
Lighting Designer James Whiteside
Sound Designer Simon Slater
Movement Director Lucie Pankhurst
Associate Director Alex Pearson
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Reviews
Su Pollard gives the performance of her life, an unmissable tour-de-force of comedy and drama brought together in a fantastically constructed piece of theatre.
THEATRE WEEKLY
A bitter-sweet production… Pollard is effortless… she delivers a powerful performance which has the audience hooked from the thunderous entrance straight through.
EDFEST MAG
Su Pollard excels... Meeks has woven an elaborate script... beautifully deep and detailed.
BROADWAY BABY
Razor-sharp writing... filled with laugh-out-loud humour, celebrating eccentricity.
BRITISH THEATRE.COM
A very sad, very funny existential tale expertly articulated by Philip Meeks.
West End Wilma
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